I’m tired of these beauty shots glamorizing evil and ugly people.

I apologize for the crudeness, what I mean to say is just because a part of you touches something that touched something else doesn’t mean that the second thing touches the same thing as the first thing.

I guess a less rude analogy would have been, “If you put a ladle into hot soup, did you burn your finger?”

If I fuck your twin, did you lose your virginity?

The cells that licked your butthole, the parts of me that once placed tongue to ass, will be purged from my body and perish forever within seven years.

Now I’m going to turn over so we can finish doggy style because I don’t want to look at you right now.

Yeah, the classic “movie sword being unsheathed” sound would be perfect.

Aha, you fool, you villain! Do you not understand that Maslow’s hierarchy of needs first requires that society accept the individual before the individual can undertake their rightful position in society?

Without the support of the people, the effort of the individual is meaningless, and yet you from your lofty position look down upon me who has been ostracized by those whom I would consider friends in better circumstances.

Think upon yourself, and judge smartly before you judge another.

The scabs make texture for their pleasure.

When I give advice, I usually do my best to tell people about the things that worked for me and what lessons I learned while having them work for me.

If that ever happened to me, I would take my shirt off and hold my phone at arm’s length.

If I have to be uncomfortable, they have to be uncomfortable too.

Give me like 7 weeks and an Arduino or an ESP32.

If you ever feel like you are losing your touch as an IT support person, destroy a computer on purpose.

That’ll bring the rest of them in line.

If you can’t win with love, fear is just as nice and will suffice, to misquote Robert Frost.

Maybe she’s legless and going for a hop.

I don’t think they were rich, but they were definitely not lower class.

Okay, you have to tell me what paint you’re using.

If I were a crackpot theorist, which I am not but I dabble, I would say I wouldn’t be surprised if ads serve as a medium of population control.

I go back to Glenn Close in Hook with the boo box. Even knowing it’s Glenn Close its hard to tell that isn’t a man getting thrown into the boo box by hook.

Isn’t this the guy that replaced his YouTube channel with an AI avatar of himself? Kwebblepop or whatever?

Wasn’t the original computer bug an actual insect that was found inside of a computer causing a short? If so, that one.

If you use an agentic browser and it has access to your credit card information, that’s 100% on you. No refunds.