tel://0800 ZUT ALORS
It took me a second, but I got it.
Alert the bodum?
Get doxxed bitch, I know what you look like now

Would be a good reaction image. Or the base for a soyjack…
Also, wherever they live has a table, chair, and a wall that has things on it. I can probably find that on Google Maps.
I’m hideous.
Impossible, with such broad shoulders.
Solid 7/10.
Are we talking about my looks or my iq score?
I’m just glad the reflection of the photo taker doesn’t include a naked dude.
There’s always next time.
I’m profoundly disappointed the reflection of the photo taker doesn’t include a naked dude.
Speak for yourself
Bodum t’ssh

…Internet?
The French press.
C’est terrible!
Thanks, I recognized it as a coffee thingy but beyond that I was lost
…Cafetiere?
i think in the US they call it a ‘French Police’
I choose to believe this is true
spread the good word
French press.
(The press is also what we call our news media)
whereabouts in the US are you from? because I’m nkt saying you’re lying, but maybe you’re from a small isolated community or something
…Media?
Hey thats funny you can’t do that here
Just plunging all of France into chaos
Terrible pun. Thank you
Magnifique
Alert the… tea pot? Idk
French press
Til. I have one, I use it to steep tea.
Cafetiere?
i think americans call these a ‘french military’
What in gods name tea pot are you using?
Idk. I hab short vocab? Hjalp














