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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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    Socks make excellent dipstick wipers, then once well impregnated with oil, they’re good for lubing bike chains

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      And once they’re 51% oil, they’re self-lubricating cum socks.

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        And when they are so full of dried cum that you can’t bend them any more, they make excellent roof shingles

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      Omg… I remember fixing my bike chain in the freezing winter. Would have been perfect.

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