Call a wahhmabulance bitch Oohh nooo, I can’t ignore the world hegemon!! And worse, unlike WW2 I can even see the citizens begging for help!! I just want shit posts! You add nothing to the conversation with your …proud claims of ignorance of history…? but …expertise in global diplomacy?

Also, you’re welcome for inventing the Internet on which you so graciously typically bite your tongue. America! Fuck yeah!

Now you can picture me pounding mountain dew at Walmart and plotting contras in central America or something

You ever been in a fist fight? That you didn’t start? To protect someone else?

Anyone lecture you on hitting back? Stfu Nazi sympathizer

I feel like Supernatural did the best job of walking the line between the over arching plot episodes and monster of the week. Even tying them together. As opposed to the cancer man showing up in a silent cut shot as an episode ends.

I call those moments, “what do women see in me?”

I hate that subject matter expertise means nothing. Make a great browser, and I’ll find an extension if I choose…

So leave.

Aka why my homelab never functions