You already have a toilet subscription, it’s called your water bill.
Also, rent.
You don’t see the potential. Imagine what we can achieve once every toilet is connected to the cloud!
Wut? you guys don’t use Copilot to shit yet? Are you stupid?
It’s one of the more useful features of it.
This is stirring a memory. I swear there was some kids film or show where a toilet spoke, something like “thank you for flushing away your poop.”
Sorry to share the bad news
https://gadgetsandwearables.com/2025/10/30/kohler-dekoda/
The device Kohler Dekoda is priced at $599 on the company’s website. In addition to the one-off hardware cost, there is a subscription required for the companion Kohler Health app: the single‑user plan is US $6.99 per month, or US $70 per year.
Just a random website from search results.
Edit: The company claims they scan the bowl for gut problems and othet health related things. Would be either a horrible or very funny data breach.
Without AI flush your pipes will break bro
We could optimize performance so that every flush is catered to your needs!
Competitive shitting. Had this idea 5 years ago when we were debating toilet upgrades for some reason.
But what about second subscription. Don’t you care about the share holders?
I already have second subscription, it’s the sewer bill. Should I consider getting third subscription?
Do it for the shareholders friend! And maybe even a 4th if 5th subscription! With overage fees and junk charges!
Look I’m not going to do that but if you were to sell subscription toilets well under market rates for a long time using investor funds until you run normal toilet manufacturers out of business I’m not sure I’d have a choice.
I also pay specific sewage tax, which is legally required for anyone with a sewage connection to their home (where I live). And for people who don’t, they probably have some kind of septic system where they pay for the materials and personnel to upkeep that.
We have a sewer bill and it’s higher than the water bill.
My city has water and sewer combined.
Well… Clean water came in, shitty water left.
They should be paying you then, cause you added value!
Isn’t it proportional to water consumed? Kinda makes sense
that’s how it works here, based on your metered water usage (and you can’t have your own well for water)
I believe it also includes our trash.
Do you throw your trash down the toilet or what. How are Americans still alive
Through a complex system of misery.
That was my thought when I saw this post
Bathroom water handling fee.
The door refused to open. It said, “Five cents, please.”
He searched his pockets. No more coins; nothing. “I’ll pay you tomorrow,” he told the door. Again he tried the knob. Again it remained locked tight. “What I pay you,” he informed it, “is in the nature of a gratuity; I don’t have to pay you.”
“I think otherwise,” the door said. “Look in the purchase contract you signed when you bought this conapt.”
In his desk drawer he found the contract; since signing it he had found it necessary to refer to the document many times. Sure enough; payment to his door for opening and shutting constituted a mandatory fee. Not a tip.
“You discover I’m right,” the door said. It sounded smug.
From the drawer beside the sink Joe Chip got a stainless steel knife; with it he began systematically to unscrew the bolt assembly of his apt’s money-gulping door.
“I’ll sue you,” the door said as the first screw fell out.
Joe Chip said, “I’ve never been sued by a door. But I guess I can live through it.Philip K. Dick, Ubik
Why on earth is there a gemini watermark on this?
Because it’s slop.
What do you expect a person to go into their own bathroom (of which everyone has) and fake fail to open the toilet (that we all have) with the camera (that we all have on our phones)?!
Unreasonable!
2048 and this guy has running water? Fake news!
I recommend bi-metal hole saws all day long!
Why would you bother with a jigsaw or a router when you can get the confort of a well rounded hole!
The subscriptions which are actually still hard to avoid are: for a lot of people rent, for Muricans healthcare, power, water, trash, Internet. Parents get a few more and personal liability insurance is also a good idea (but also relatively cheap for most people).
The other subscriptions are luxury and easy to just not have.Even your house is a subscription in the US. My mom has to pay over $10,000 yearly in property taxes of her house that’s been paid off for over a decade. If she dies (she’s healthy so not soon, but as a hypothetical) I inherit a house I can’t afford the maintenance and taxes on. What are the luxuries? Netflix? That’s passé. We can all cancel Prime, that’s not the point.
Any new tech is a subscription unless you do all you can to research it and make sure it only connects to your network.There is very little that people want and is easy to not have, unless you want to live a very bare-bones life. Cue Karl Marx quote about going to the pub.
That’s an interesting situation, isn’t it? You own a house, but because you need to generate income to keep it, you have to either become a landlord and live somewhere else - perhaps using part of your income to pay the mortgage on another house - or sell it and draw down your new wealth by paying rent.
Exactlyyyy. It’s basically rent to the state. We have sales tax in this state too and why are we paying taxes on home valuations when the home isn’t being sold. The house is probably going to be sold for a nursing home and bye bye inheritance for me. I wonder when this bubble is going to burst. Only my wealthiest friends anticipate getting a substantial amount from their parents.
I want to have a child but I don’t feel I can give them what they need. I would never pressure my family members to do what benefits me most, but I secretly wish that my mom would retire in Taiwan, where she was born, where she’ll have family and it might be kinder. Retiring in the US seems like the biggest grift. I won’t bring it up unless she brings up grandchildren and then I’ll say I can’t swing it unless she retires in a more affordable country. Now nobody is happy
You want people shitting in the streets? Because that’s how you get people shitting in the streets.
Mailing turds to ToiletTech’s CEO
The woods as well. You know, where it’s meant to go.
We’re not all bears. We’ll, I am, but my hips don’t let me squat so good anymore.
just poop your pants and you might become the new leader
Wait till these children learn that their toilet is subscription model indeed
Utility bills are already a thing
Have you ever seen the play Urinetown?
This is the plot. Literally.
Thanks for giving them an idea
oopsie poopsie…
Utility bills are already a thing
I wouldn’t consider a toiled a utility service that is delivered to your home. Opening a toilet seat is not a utility that is delivered to my home, it’s just a money grab.
shitting is free, flushing isn’t
Or San Francisco a decade ago.
Sink is right there, what’s the problem?
Monster diarrhea.
Even better, goes down with way less stirring.
Less than the normal amount of stirring.
Pro tip: if you want to avoid stinky fingers, take the toothbrush of your roomie 💖
Sounds like you are speaking from experience
Sink subscription.
You sprung for the platinum deluxe tier?
Time to get shwifty.
Ima a poop in the sink.
No other choice.
🛁🧇🦶
Assuming you’re subscribed
