SeductiveTortoise

And a bong

We had about that much snow today, and there are two things I realized. First, I really need to take better care of my shoes. And second, walking up the hill when it’s slippery is fucking exhausting. Traffic was normal.

Na, she big tiddies. #noalabama though.

My sister lives in Italy, but we are from Germany. One day she came home over Christmas, and I picked her up on the platform. She complained that the guys over here were too timid to offer her help with her luggage, whereas in Italy they basically fought each other over carrying her suitcase 😅

She blonde and… in Germany we’d say has a lot of firewood in front of her shack 🙄

Just last week I found this unit right here and I still haven’t stopped chuckling

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot-candle