Seatbelt is just Seattle and an extra “b”

Seat b elt… Flip the elt… Seat b tle… Remove the b…Seat tle!

A couchcuntatoe once told me the world is gonna row me, I hate to put his tool in the shed!

This could only be Mayans Aztecs and Egyptians all working together with “one other things”…remember how there’s one other thing besides tortillas in the new American food pyramid? Now you know why.

I must resist imagining that sssmell!!!

Nooo! Fred! Fred!

FRED! Why! Why did you imagined it!

I hope you guys are happy! An innocent person has passed after imagining the fart! He leaves a brand new 85" TV and two roombas dressed as flat cats. The world will never forget!

Oh the seahawks are going to the superball!