The goldcrest may only weigh 1/100th of a pound, but they can be angry for up to three times their body weight.
That’s not an animal it’s an upset sphere.
Angry orb
Orb of wrath
Their ancestors could eat a horse. That’s why. Now they eat seeds and mosquitoes.
Eats mosquitoes?
Ave, goldcrest!
The Golden-crowned Kinglet, their North American relative, weighs about the same. I see them somewhat commonly in the summer.
They are so dang cute
What’s that in standard units? 5g? Yeah, that’s small
STOP JUDGING ME!!!
On the internet, nobody knows you’re a goldcrest
I’m always kind of amazed by people’s ability to identify birds after seeing them zip by in like half a second.
Me: That bird was fast.
Them: What kind of bird was it?
Me: Dunno looked like an angry sphere.
Them: OH! It’s a red cloaca shit pigeon.
Please tell me this isn’t AI.
it isn’t. they exist. they are adorable.
What do I have to do to get these in my yard?
Step 1: Live in Japan or Himalayas or Europe.
The world has made this bird the embodiment of punk rock.
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