This guy permanently looks like he’s having an existential crisis and I can’t help but wonder if it’s because he’s metaphorically the only Jew left in the Nazi bar.

It’s very much this. They aren’t trying to introduce you to this thing that’s been an institution for longer then any of us have been alive. They’re advertising to take up the limited realestate in our conscious minds.

I know more than one person that calls it “sodee pops”