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The alien “vet”:
I wasn’t planning to breed anyway. And you do find him running a free clinic that’s basically this. And he is a pretty good doctor.
That never stops hitting square in the feels :(
Doctor Beverly “autopsites are fun!” Crusher
In a utopian future where most medicine is “apply doodad for 30 seconds” an autopsy probably is the most interesting part of the job.
Doctor Beverley “ghosts are fun too” Crusher.
This is some total bullshit!
This human seems to be aggressive
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Oh there’s the problem you never had him neutered, not a problem I can do a quick snip and have him back in 15 minutes, don’t forget to make him wear this cone.
Anaesthesia? No, no… We just do a local.
General anesthesia is very hard to get right, and requires a dedicated specialist with years of experience monitoring you at all times and even then people occasionally die from it.
When I get surgery from an alien veterinarian, IDC what it is I’ll stick to local anesthesia.
While I appreciate the logic, for me personally, if I’m going to be forcibly castrated by a Zoidberg either way, I’ll take that risk.
We put a microchip in the back of his neck on case he wanders off again.
