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Everyone clapped. Someone handed over a hundred dollar bill. The name of that Bill? (Bill Clinton/Benjamin Franklin/Albert Einstein)
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Skullgrid@lemmy.worldOPto
History Memes@piefed.social•Tal Cual : PIRATE, WITCH, AND ASSASSIN!English
6·2 months agoExplanation: In 1982, the Argentine dictatorship invaded the Falklands islands. Thatcher pounced on this opportunity to look good since she was extremely unpopular back home and beat the argentines, cementing her role in ruining britain and british politics for the next 8 years personally, and with her shadow, fucking forever.
The argentines obviously did not take too well to this, and hate Thatcher, to the point where they pre-photoshop photoshopped her into all kinds of ridiculous images. These are fucking memes, also, Tal Cual is basically on the same level of informative quality as Weekly World News, but actually takes itself seriously.
While the Argentinians may have had a salient argument about owning the islands after the spanish left, they certainly have no fucking argument now that they lost the last war over the islands. However, they still love to pretend the island is theirs, and even put it on their money.
Text : YOU CAN HELP US WIN THE WAR.
HOW IT IS
The secret history of Thatcher, 57 years old, British Prime Minister
PIRATE
WITCH
AND ASSASSINGUILTY!
Have you never heard the lyrics?
I have probably heard this song over 10k times, if I’m lucky. If you were alive in the UK in the 00s, there was no fucking escape.
Skullgrid@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•humiliating my little shit code
5·2 months agoif you’re moaning about compiler errors, you have no idea how shitty your buggy code will be when it runs
Skullgrid@lemmy.worldto
Linux@programming.dev•Will we have to choose between privacy-friendly Linux distros vs legal Linux distros?
11·2 months agoand what do you think about individual members of ICE? You think they should be left alone just for following orders to deport innocent people?
Ottomans are the ones you win the middle east from
it’s better than more depressing news about the US.
It’s either this, that or B E A N S
Skullgrid@lemmy.worldto
Linux@programming.dev•Will we have to choose between privacy-friendly Linux distros vs legal Linux distros?
2·2 months agoThis other guy is probably just trying to get by.
explain how jamming this shit in ASAP is “trying to get by”.
Skullgrid@lemmy.worldto
Linux@lemmy.ml•I Spoke To The Developer Of The Systemd Birth Date PR - YouTube
74·2 months agoI guess he should try his hardest to get his bootlicking commit rolled back
Skullgrid@lemmy.worldto
Linux@lemmy.ml•I Spoke To The Developer Of The Systemd Birth Date PR - YouTube
108·2 months agohe should have chilled the fuck out over deepthroating boots as soon as he saw them. Fuck around , find out.
Skullgrid@lemmy.worldto
Linux@lemmy.ml•I Spoke To The Developer Of The Systemd Birth Date PR - YouTube
1010·2 months agoI’m glad to hear he’s getting his shit fucked, maybe he’ll roll back the commit.
EDIT : This fucker is lucky with the amount of hate he’s getting, there’s plenty of people who hate his guts over what he did, and didn’t personally reach out to yell some sense into him
Skullgrid@lemmy.worldto
Linux@programming.dev•Will we have to choose between privacy-friendly Linux distros vs legal Linux distros?
2·2 months agoZuckerberg didn’t fucking write the actual piece of shit making it real, this fucker, Dylan M Taylor did, and fuck him.
Skullgrid@lemmy.worldto
Uplifting News@lemmy.world•Zohran Mamdani Gets 8,000 Potholes Filled in a Single DayEnglish
1·2 months agodeleted by creator
Skullgrid@lemmy.worldto
Linux@programming.dev•FYI Systemd v261, probably due in May, is the release planned to include the 'birthDate' field.
4·2 months agoAnd it’s the same group of people pushing for this in all these places.
Dylan M. Taylor
Skullgrid@lemmy.worldto
Linux@programming.dev•Will we have to choose between privacy-friendly Linux distros vs legal Linux distros?
483·2 months agoIt’s all one fucking guy! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BOOTLICKER DOING?!
Dylan M. Taylor
dylanmtaylorthis fucker
Skullgrid@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How the "only two terms per president" amendment will be playing next election
55·2 months agosure, I’ll have some nuace about US politics when they stop being everywhere, or , they start being worthy of being everywhere constantly.
Motherfucker, do you know about german politics to that level? Brazillian politics?
Fuck it, how many “regions” does brazil have? Do you know that without looking it up?
Skullgrid@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How the "only two terms per president" amendment will be playing next election
54·2 months agoSome guy said for that to happen, something that didn’t happen for 40 years would have to happen. Well, the legal system in the us is so fucked at the moment that abortions can become illegal after being legal for 40+ years, so the legal thing he said can happen.
Skullgrid@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How the "only two terms per president" amendment will be playing next election
55·2 months agoThus abortions are illegal in the US. I don’t care about how some states let yet you smoke crack, if abortions are illegal in some states, they are illegal in the country called “the United states of America”
Skullgrid@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How the "only two terms per president" amendment will be playing next election
13·2 months agoI don’t think Obama would do it
Skullgrid@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How the "only two terms per president" amendment will be playing next election
710·2 months agoNo I don’t know shit except abortions being illegal in the us.
Good luck with the racist government and petrol being however many dubloons to the hogshead


Well, when you run a non deterministic statistical system, you roll a couple bangers once in a while.
I bet this is taken from some open source Muslim Devs app