"what do you mean? I’m literally wearing a cuirass, how much more protection do I need!?

If he was still alive I’d say take a chainsaw to his face.

No but you might feel crampy for a while if you only eat the one. It’s a desiccant, meaning that it absorbs water.

Here ya go.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LUGdQnxuixI&pp=0gcJCTMBo7VqN5tD

Sure I’ll meet you outside. It’s 15°F so you might want to wear a sweater.

He had what-horses-crave-emia.

Not only is that motherfucker going to die slowly, but it’s going to hurt the entire time.

This is the correct belief.

A vintage, analog meme. Nice.