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minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up225·3 days agoIt’s not shoplifting, its an employee discount.
minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up70·3 days agoThe industry term for that is “shrinkage”.
minus-squarevic_rattlehead@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·3 days agoI was shopping in the pool!
minus-squareWhoIzDisIz@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 days agoI thought that was used in the porn industry.
minus-squareturtlesareneat@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoI thought that was when you stuffed your mouth full of marshmallows and then give head
minus-squareCuddlyCassowary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 days agoThat’s a fluffernutter.
minus-squareSharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoTwo choking hazards at the same time
minus-squareAngryRobot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down1·3 days agoIt’s my compensation for doing their work for them.
It’s not shoplifting, its an employee discount.
The industry term for that is “shrinkage”.
I was shopping in the pool!
I thought that was used in the porn industry.
That’s “fluffing”.
I thought that was when you stuffed your mouth full of marshmallows and then give head
That’s a fluffernutter.
That sounds dangerous.
Two choking hazards at the same time
It’s my compensation for doing their work for them.