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Red spy in the base?
This is actually a better home protection plan than “have loaded guns in every room in case I need to draw on the baddies stealing my Xbox as they barge into my living room and I dive behind the sofa.” It will scare 9/10 burglars away, and it gives you an opportunity to set up a defensive position without noise giving it away.
Alexa is the intruder itself.
Indeed. Why would anyone use them despite not even getting paid for it but paying for it?
Fuck that noise.
You want a fight? You better be blasting Duel of the Fates, otherwise I don’t want any.
Then release a dozen roombas
With frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads
WHERES THE HEAD ON A ROOMBA??? 😳
Opposite the tail
I always thought it’d be cool to build one of those remote controled nerf tanks but with a paintball gun. Then set it to patrol the house. It’s a lot more doable now that I’m running home assistant but I’m still not sure how yo make it happen.
Sounds like something Michael Reeves would make
I believe in your dream and I hope one day you can make this happen.
With pepperballs
Imperial March is out of sorts here. The alert the message and then a John Williams march? Get some audio to set the mood, like No Love by Death Grips or Caledonia by Cro-Magnon.
Yakety sax and have a robot shoot paintballs with gentian violet die. (Doesn’t wash off, if you use enough it will soak through clothes so masks aren’t so useful.)
Well, this break and enter has turned into an execution for the mashing of IP.
The TOS Kirk v. Hostile alien music would be more appropriate. The Borg never threatened to kill, they aren’t Ingo Montoya.
*Bingo Montoya
with jim carreys cable guy version dubbed over top
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaahhhhh!!!
Really confuse them, use this version of the Imperial March
Sounds like an American WWII propaganda song
Thisiswherethefunbegins.wav
Also deploy disco ball from ceiling
