Alexa is the intruder itself.
Then release a dozen roombas
With frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads
WHERES THE HEAD ON A ROOMBA??? 😳
I always thought it’d be cool to build one of those remote controled nerf tanks but with a paintball gun. Then set it to patrol the house. It’s a lot more doable now that I’m running home assistant but I’m still not sure how yo make it happen.
I believe in your dream and I hope one day you can make this happen.
With pepperballs
Sounds like something Michael Reeves would make
Imperial March is out of sorts here. The alert the message and then a John Williams march? Get some audio to set the mood, like No Love by Death Grips or Caledonia by Cro-Magnon.
Really confuse them, use this version of the Imperial March
Sounds like an American WWII propaganda song
Well, this break and enter has turned into an execution for the mashing of IP.
The TOS Kirk v. Hostile alien music would be more appropriate. The Borg never threatened to kill, they aren’t Ingo Montoya.
with jim carreys cable guy version dubbed over top
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaahhhhh!!!
Thisiswherethefunbegins.wav
Also deploy disco ball from ceiling



