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minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·10 days ago“I hate being a housewife. You cook, you clean, you do laundry, and then six months later you have to do it all again.” Joan Rivers
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 days agoUnironically me with anything to do with dust It just doesn’t bother me. I sanitize stuff, but I can raise a whole dust bunny farm for 6 months before I touch the vacuum cleaner
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 days ago[ peaks head out from under pile of dust bunnies ] No! 😠 No clankers in my house! [ pets dust bunny like a Bond villain ]
minus-squareTheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·10 days agosix months?!!
minus-squareVinegarChunks@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 days agoExplaining a joke is like dissecting a frog: you may understand it better but it kills the subject
minus-squareBeMoreCareful@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 days agoIt’s made to go off before you do
minus-squareLovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 days agoSpeaking as a standup comic, not being literal.
“I hate being a housewife. You cook, you clean, you do laundry, and then six months later you have to do it all again.”
Joan Rivers
Unironically me with anything to do with dust
It just doesn’t bother me. I sanitize stuff, but I can raise a whole dust bunny farm for 6 months before I touch the vacuum cleaner
Get a robot vacuum. Damn
[ peaks head out from under pile of dust bunnies ]
No! 😠 No clankers in my house!
[ pets dust bunny like a Bond villain ]
six months?!!
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog: you may understand it better but it kills the subject
Hey, go argue with Joan.
Can we talk…?
It’s made to go off before you do
Speaking as a standup comic, not being literal.