196 just ain’t the same since it switched instances
Only fifteen minutes? Speed demon
Where’s the stage where you cry in the fetal position for 20 minutes?
Beyond lies “soaping while sobbing,” for the afflicted with a busy schedule.
That’s during the afternoon shower
Add 10 for liberally soaping your ass crack and gently gliding your hand around and across your hole and oops you pushed your finger a little inside but that’s ok the soap didn’t get in there so maybe you do it a few m9re times while caressing your chest and now your head is spinning and you’re breathing hard AND THE HOT WATER RUNS OUT
Small water heater tanks are the worst.
Quit describing my showers!
They’ve been watching you in there
No wank? Sure, sure…
I’ve never understood shower wanks. Water is a terrible lubricant.
Standing = bad
Water = bad
Hot water = also bad for different reasons
Soap: stingsYeah idgi either. I understand why women make the assumption, because at least they have the showerhead, but I’m surprised to see male support for the shower wank. Different strokes, I guess.
I’ve never been left wanting for lubrication, regardless of the wank location. You must be using a different technique than I.
Kinda same, lube makes it feel better, but I don’t need it, I am cut, so maybe uncut is more sensitive to it?
Uncut here, never needed lube either.
I’m circumcised and still have enough skin to crank my hog without lube. 🤷♂️
privacy
You know, this may sound silly, but you just taught me something about myself with just that one word. I have never had the experience of not having privacy. My parents let me close my bedroom door and would not just barge in without knocking. I have never lived with anyone as an adult who would violate my privacy either. I’ve never needed to consider privacy in that way because I have never lacked it. A sort of privilege I had I hadn’t realized until you said that.
you are making me nostalgic for the 3 years of my life i had privacy
kids man, they don’t understand the word privacy. as we speak my 11 has just interrupted my bath to take a piss lol.
No kids for me! Snip snip!
ha, a wise move indeed in these trying times. anyway, good luck to you friend!
I got a vasectomy because I don’t want kids. Unfortunately, when I got home, they were still there.
(I’m kidding, I love my kids. But I definitely don’t want any more)
I would’ve expected they wank in the shower before they actually shower?
Is that why everybody wants to have a waterproof phone these days?
Only 15 minutes? You’re doing pretty good!
People let the water run while they shampoo? Does that even work?
Most shower heads are capable of moving enough that your head isn’t always in the direct path.
My own head is capable of moving enough that my showerhead doesn’t need to…
I mean, the water isn’t running into your head while you’re doing it. You turn the water off when you shampoo? Don’t you get cold?
Don’t you get cold?
No. But I probably shower hot enough for the air in the shower being warmed up
Wow there’s a way to prepare for it? Please share the details. I’m still on “stumble out and get blindsided by it all again.”
it’s healthy to have routines
Exit the warrior
Today’s Tom SawyerMorning shower people are weird. Do you shower before bed and then in the morning as well or do you just get into bed with the day’s filth all over you?
If you’re blue collar you shower after work, white collar showers before
I sit in an office all day, not much filth. But yeah, if I go for a bike ride and get all sweaty, I’ll shower after, but then I’ll usually forgo the next morning’s shower… only usually, because morning shower helps me wake up.
After the existential crisis, jerk off: 1:30.
Yep, exactly me
I miss those showers at home, where you didn’t need to care about bills as your parents protected you from those.
My showers easily ended up being 30min long, looking back I wish those bills still took a similar % of your income. I’d happily sink away into my empty brain under a steaming hot shower.
