Oh, interesting. I hadn’t considered that.

That’s great, and you are correct. Even just a paper trail is helpful even if you resolved the issue internally. What I meant is that there’s this specific type of person who thinks that just because they’re young or x or y that they know more than they do. And that unearned confidence is a killer! I don’t mean that they’re creating tickets to document problems, I mean they are so confident that they don’t need IT that they end up turning little issues into big issues. And the whole time you’re there trying to fix the problem they caused, they’re acting like you guys are on the same page and they’re being helpful when really they’re so incredibly in the way it’s exhausting.
Like the guy who tries to fix his plumbing issue but makes it worse, then stands over the Plumber the whole time like “Yep, exactly, I knew that was the problem” “Yep, that’s what I was going to do” Except the plumber can fire that customer.

I work in IT and can guarantee this person generates a disproportionate amount of tickets.

That’s me, sorry. Every time I find myself at the post office I suddenly have no idea why I’m there or what I’m doing. Sure, I need to send or receive something… But how?!

[PIPEGEN v0.42] Initializing procedural pipe renderer
t=0.000s
Origin pipe spawned at (0,0,0)
Radius: 1.00
Color: teal
Direction vector: (0.00, 1.00, 0.00)
t=0.217s
Pipe extended to length 3.4 units
Current position: (0.0, 3.4, 0.0)
Color: classic teal
Specular highlight: implied
t=0.491s
Elbow joint inserted
Rotation: +90° on Z-axis
New direction vector: (1.00, 0.00, 0.00)
t=0.944s
Secondary pipe spawned
Parent junction at (0.0, 3.4, 0.0)
Radius: 0.85
Color: common teal
t=1.302s
Primary pipe length: 7.9 units
Secondary pipe length: 2.1 units
No collisions detected (optimism high)

I’ve never seen The X-Files because I was a child in the 90s and the theme song sends me into a full blown psychosis, but that sounds a lot like the Star Trek formula.

It says it has bt 5.4.