

…am I a male mosquito? I don’t bite. I bang, and…well one day I’ll die.


…am I a male mosquito? I don’t bite. I bang, and…well one day I’ll die.


…that’s not Brad Pitt??? I thought that was Brad Pitt.


Well…in my defense…I’ve never heard of Tyler Durden before. Is that the guy in the meme on the top right?
Well, he’s no stranger to love. You know the rules, and so does he. He’s never gonna give you up. He’s never gonna make you cry…
…he might make you cry.


I’ve seen people in society. Pretty sure that happened like 15 years ago.
I’m not sure if that makes it better or worse. If they were a real person it would be better. But being that it’s a fictional character, it means the writters named him “Fatso”.
Because of the incident? Or for fun?


There should be a product which removes AI from programs. It’s logo could be toilet paper, because it wipes away the shit.
…am I one of those two people?


…that was a very long yes.


Confused American here.
Are your liberals the same as our conservatives?


All black sheet of paper, with white space that forms letters that say “Kill Bill C-22 ASSHOLE!!!”


Welp. It’s too bad the shitty hotel I used to work at got shut down by the city.
We had TONS of meth heads that would be very appriciative of that information.
Well, the safe to ignore part is incorrect.
It do be pretty hot, tho, so your fingie is going to be ouchie burn burn.
Is this account an AI thats been fed dialog exclusively from Josh from Let’s Game It Out?
All that’s left is for a conversation about eating food, and your reply is
MMMMMMMM!!! Nommie nommie nom!


Yeeeaaaaahhhhh…you might want to sit down for this…and never pay attention to anything our government, or big business, or small business, or television, or radio, or the internet, or advertisements, or your partner, or or your dog has to say.
Yes, especially your dog. If your dog starts talking to you, it’s just peanut butter in his gums, and your buddy throwing his voice. Also, you’re either on drugs, or really stupid if you thought your dog was talking.
World is full of liars. Even out in space. Neil Armstrong said while walking on the moon that it was one small step for man. It wasn’t a small step. It was a regular size step. And it wasn’t a giant leap for mankind. If anything we’ve regressed as a species.
Pretty soon crows will be the dominant species. You ever see how smart crows are? We’re getting dumber, they’re staying the same. Eventually they’ll catch up, and eventually lap us.
That’s why I befriend all the crows I meet. We have waged war against those pesky sneaky seagulls. Oooooh, how we hate those laughing birds!
Viva la revolution!
When I was a kid, I did some stupid things. And then the other kids punched me.
I stopped doing stupid things.
What I’m saying here, is that kids need to go back to punching the stupid kids. Someone should have punched whoever thought of this.
I mean, if they are, life quality of humans is a hell of a valid issue.