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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldheater
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    4 days ago

    It do be pretty hot, tho, so your fingie is going to be ouchie burn burn.

    Is this account an AI thats been fed dialog exclusively from Josh from Let’s Game It Out?

    All that’s left is for a conversation about eating food, and your reply is

    MMMMMMMM!!! Nommie nommie nom!


  • Yeeeaaaaahhhhh…you might want to sit down for this…and never pay attention to anything our government, or big business, or small business, or television, or radio, or the internet, or advertisements, or your partner, or or your dog has to say.

    Yes, especially your dog. If your dog starts talking to you, it’s just peanut butter in his gums, and your buddy throwing his voice. Also, you’re either on drugs, or really stupid if you thought your dog was talking.

    World is full of liars. Even out in space. Neil Armstrong said while walking on the moon that it was one small step for man. It wasn’t a small step. It was a regular size step. And it wasn’t a giant leap for mankind. If anything we’ve regressed as a species.

    Pretty soon crows will be the dominant species. You ever see how smart crows are? We’re getting dumber, they’re staying the same. Eventually they’ll catch up, and eventually lap us.

    That’s why I befriend all the crows I meet. We have waged war against those pesky sneaky seagulls. Oooooh, how we hate those laughing birds!

    Viva la revolution!