Self immolation. It’s the only way to be sure.
i live in a tropic place. whenever i see tourist admiring an open door hotel in bali, all i think about is the million of undocumented species crawling in your bed sheet and mosquitoes buzzing all night long
What the fuck is the green thing on your leg? Carpet padding?
Tape but sticky side out
I thought it was green painters tape wrapped sticky side out. Almost as if this masochist wanted to see ALL THE TICKS.
Well, if you’re not seeing the ticks, they’re already biting you.
Its OK, they just find a home in your butthole
Some plants have seeds with little hooks to be disseminated by animals, that must be this.
Nope, it’s tape wrapped around the ankles to stop ticks from crawling up your leg.
Aye, I got mixed up in the comments, genealogy, the seeds I talk about are in another comment to which I thought the parent comment was replying…
Pair of green elasticated trousers?
last time i did that i just got covered in snails
god i wish i had snails. all i ever see here is slugs. homeless snails :(
Convertible snails
Slugs will evolve into snails with a moon stone lol.
get those snails a house!
Well as long as it’s not THE snail.
Grass snails?
Around here you’d just be covered in these little fuckers
Around here you get both. Lots and lots of both…
NE near coastal fresh wetlands of the US are absolutely crawling in ticks. Ughhhhhhh. Nature has rejected us.
Apparently turkeys eat ticks. We just need to keep the wild turkey population up and they’ll help cull the infestation.
You can’t spell sticky without…
Icky? Ick? Sick? Don’t leave us hanging
…tic
Goddamn… no… NO!
Also you’re supposed to tuck your pants into your socks
Kevlar socks, ideally.
We need to cull the deer and stop burning fossile fuels.
Agent orange the forests and ban sucking blood
Drain the swamp! Oops, wrong Agent orange.
melon ass pant
Deet works just fine.
