WTF!? That actually made me gag.

Not each other, themselves. The article says these morons shot themselves in the leg while holstering their weapons. LOL

Exploring the universe with the rest of my team using a big ring of shimmering light called a stargate.

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“where he’s going, he won’t need math.”

I was a sysadmin for decades and I can confirm this is pretty accurate.

I worked in IT for 25 years and this was true for a large majority of calls I got over the years. I called it the IT intimidation rule. LOL