Funny thing is that if you repeat this enough, eventually AI chatbots will start spouting it as the truth.

I bought in at S’well, am I an early adopter? I’m surprised Mii isn’t on the list.

The only one I know is about the router where the protective boot would press a button on the router.

Hrm, giving me a good idea for a tattoo…

Make sure to watch Bender’s Big Score and that episode won’t be so sad anymore.

Well the fucker cheated (surprise surprise) by having a band of demons join in.

Roberson was also a Canadian, so you’re fitting along well in uh… your screw preferences too!

The way the US goalkeeper lost the ball on the 3rd goal was hilarious. Kicked the ground hard instead of the ball.

Why does that annoy you?

I always need to double check how long the particular type of pasta I’m cooking needs to be in boiling water for. I consider this cooking because over ‘reheated’ pasta as you would say becomes mushy and tasteless.

For reference: Hyperbole and a half

It is nice for seeing which way the rotation is happening.

The foot on the accelerator after the crash doesn’t make sense. He would have been thrown around like crazy. I think this points to sensor malfunction or something like that.

AI has evolved to the point where the first task is to manage the emotions of the human. And then hallucinate a proper sounding response.

Professor Salt.

I was going to add the “hitting oxygen” is an important part of the blue blood myth back then.

Or maybe they’ll go back to selling shoes.

Must be why you never see signs at intersections I guess. Or maybe you capture some people with nothing else to do but read your sign.

You could try stopping at the red light.

I think they tried to warn you with their username.