Koan ninety-seven: “Do unto otters as you would have them do unto you.” Hmm. No real help there. Besides, he’d occasionally been unsure that he’d written that one down properly, although it certain had worked. He’d always left aquatic mammals well alone, and they had done the same to him.
Thief of Time by Terry Pratchett
Do unto Otters as you would have Otters do to you is like biblical man, didn’t Jesus have a thing with giving fish? I don’t know why he had to ruin the bread to do it but whatever.
According to the Lecture in Recent Runes otters are a kind of fish
I actually think about otters fairly regularly. Love the videos of the Giant Amazon Otters. They are apex predators, killing Caiman, scrapping with and chasing off jaguars.
When you wrote “killing Caiman”, my head autocorrected to “killing Gaiman”, and I just imagined Neil Gaiman unsuccessfully fighting off wave after wave of otters aided by his evil army of jaguars.
Neil Gaiman unsuccessfully fighting off wave after wave of otters aided by his evil army of jaguars.
Someone call whichever major Hollywood studio isn’t owned by people who OPENLY support fascism yet!
This could be the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes of our time!
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
On my watchlist, thankee kindly sir
You’re very welcome 😁
Will NOONE THINK OF THE OTTERS?1?
There’s always Luz Noceda.
Is it just me or has autocorrect just gotten worse lately? Like I never used to have issues with touch typing, but now it’s decided that ‘and’ is now ‘snd’ and ‘you’ is now ‘yoy’, among many, many other examples I’m to tired to mention rn.
It capitalizes like an American using German without understanding why the “random” words are capitalized
Swipe typing on Gboard has gotten so much worse in the last year or so as well
Yes.
But will otters think of me?
Get AI on it, that will fix it.





