• how_we_burned@lemmy.zip
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        3 days ago

        God loves genocidal maniacs

        To paraphrase…God has a hard-on for the US military because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!

        • Zozano@aussie.zone
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          3 days ago

          Almost certainly.

          The fresh souls of god fearing soldiers!

          But those scum over there who never had the chance to worship the correct god will go to hell

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      2 days ago

      He could have prayed to Jesus right before dying, though! As long as he really means it

      Sorry, I don’t make the goofy ass heaven rules, take it up with the magic bird

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      Yes he would. Hell is where the cool kids go. Are you asserting saddam is cool enough to hang out with genghis khan, liberace and Satan? I think not.