Imagine someone pregnant who was having a bad day saw this meme
Normally I’d just say get sterilized, but we need more crazy people here.
Lmao, Idk why I laughed at that
- At least you’re stuck in a country with cuckoo clocks.
Kinda hard to be pregnant when you’re a dude
Schwarzenegger did it with Danny Devito
“It’s not a tumor!”
Yeah, I know - different Schwarzenegger movie - but it would have been so appropriate a line for this one, too!
Stop whining!
The judges would have also accepted: “Come with me if you want to live”
Can’t help thinking that “come” should have been spelled differently…
This is why I’m happy to be a dude. Pregnancy and periods are not something I ever want to deal with.
Yeah, with that attitude.
Just gotta try harder. Here, let me help~
I see you’re broadening your horizons in your wrecking career.
;3
Some men can get pregnant
You might want to have a word with the trans community on here.
we are getting there
I can make it easy on you.
American women learning from Lysistrata and initiating a national transitioning of gender.
Holy shit this hits so hard for me. In a good way. Was in a bad relationship a while back and got pregnant right toward the end of it. I did struggle with the decision to get an abortion because I was still in this stupid place of sugarcoating how bad he and I were together. But jfc I am SO RELIEVED every time I reflect back on that time and my decision to abort. If I hadn’t, he 100% would still be fucking up my life today. Instead I am free ❤️
I was the other half in a similar situation and while I love my child, I’m now connected to my ex for the better part of the next 2 decades. And she’s been trying her hardest to make our lives hell.
You made the right call. I obviously wouldn’t change it if I could go back now, but you at least had the courage to make the right decision at the right time.
But what if I am pregnant?
Or even worse… Fro a guy named Greg… I would be gregnant… What should I do then?
If you’re Italian you could be pregante!
Do yourself a favor and flush it down the toilet
The normal child or the Greg child?
You’d be gregnant.
Curse my phone keyboard :(
At least it’s better than being pregananant
Yeah, I had to ‘convince’ mine as well.
There’s worse places to have an unwanted pregnancy than Switzerland …
My kids are almost fully grown and I’m in my late 30s, it is super freeing to no longer panic about periods. Especially with gestures at everything
