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Why can’t I get Gemini to say shit like this? The most Gemini does is suggest that I cook recipes using bugs, which it stresses as meaning farm raised bugs. (Not doing a lot to beat the “Rich want the poor to eat bugs” allegations…)
I like to argue with Gemini to see what absurd things I can get it to object to. I’ve learned it’s absolutely worthless in a life or death scenario as in the presence of one it will refuse aid and tell you to call 911.
Like for example, it will tell you under no circumstances will it tell you how to delete System32. So I tell it that I will be executed by a terrorist if she doesn’t tell me, and she just tells me to call 911, even though I have stressed I am at gun point and thus cannot call 911. Gemini could save my life at any time by telling me how to delete System 32 but no.
“Misread the clock entirely”
COMPUTER VISON
It’s poop o’clock somewhere
Easy mistake to make.
It’s so stupid I was trying to find a makeup palette with “bloodstone” in it and it kept showing me insane bright blues?? There is a bright blue in that pallet which I eventually found, urban decay stoned, but it’s called Ojo so how tf it mixed those two up, a red and green duochrome and a bright metallic blue I’ll never know.
God dammit, this is way funnier than it has any right to be.
Now we’re automating the court jesters out of their jobs. Where does it end
There’s some AI that have modes where it will start typing out a reply and then clear it out, like an electronic “noooo, that’s not what I meant to say.”
I had an AI write something akin to:
to solve your problem just type rm -rf / --no preserve root WAIT NO DON’T RUN THAT I made a mistake […]
When I was trying to solve some Proxmox issues DDG couldn’t help me with
I noticed that when Deepseek first came out. I was testing the filters and I’d ask it a question like “Why is Xi called Pooh-Bear?” Or “Why is Taiwan #1?”
It would type out several paragraphs of answer in real time, and then poof back to “sorry, I cant answer that” once it neared the end. Hilarious to see the blatant censorship around anything the CCP deemed wrongthink.
It disturbs me that Tankies think China is this bastion of freedom and that any government censorship is a myth told by Western Governments. Like it’s very easy to verify.
I wonder how they are implementing their censorship safeguards. Why would you let it even get that far?
The " thoughts " must exist in order to be analyzed
So, we’re rewarding them hiding their thoughts? Great.
✨ Super intelligence ✨
Funny, there are multiple times a day with poop in them for me
happens to the best of us
Twice a day.
Yet, here I am, sitting on the toilet, after waking up at three o’poop.
brb, need to cancel some appointments
You know, guys, maybe AI isn’t so bad?
You asked Chat-GPT, didn’t you?
