I’m not sure how to feel about someone thinking I coined that term…

Oh yeah? But is their customer service also an essential blend of AI and dog shit?

Checkmate, europoors.

We can’t be sure. They didn’t put in ‘balanced = no’ either.

Can’t wait to play this. Finally, jiggle physics get the top priority they deserve.

You sure you want those things in your brain?

Frankly, MUG, IBC, and Barq’s are all just a blur of unflavorful to me. Barq’s just hides it behind a shitload of carbonation.

A&W > Your favorite obscure brand > Mug > IBC > Barq’s

This is far too radical.

The Honda Civic is a reliable car with a solid price point.

With the power of macros, we can maintain the same functionality while reducing the form factor to a single key!

Seriously, can’t an orc just pick up some manflesh on the way home from work without having to talk to anyone?

Reject modernity, return to Melkor.

It was fun to watch, but got old fast with pretty much every problem being solved by superior technology and firepower. Power fantasies are only compelling when the protagonists problems aren’t solved by their strength, like with One-Punch Man

Is there a parody here? These just seem like completely normal anime titles to me.

I’d patent my well-honed technique for not playing Microsoft games but I want to share it with the world, free of charge.

If it’s 2 days, I should probably just leave my devices at home and go to some remote campsite. If my fingers get too close to any screen I’ll probably immediately 🍳, so I’ll just stay put there for three sunrises and sunsets to be safe, since I won’t be able to tell the time. I could probably do it for $700 million.

Shit, wait, am I allowed to fry an egg in a pan IRL?

At least I have potart

I read that in Bugs’ posh voice, and of course he rolled the ‘r’ in ‘royal’.

Interviewer: “Show me.”

Frankly, I’d prefer this over the more likely scenario: Not all locations are equally susceptible to climate change related disasters. The people who made their wealth wrecking the earth are going to fill those places, and leave the rest of us to survive as best we can in the hurricanes, mudslides, and heatwaves.

The part where Moses writes down his own death and funeral is also pretty trippy.

I also like how John keeps saying “BTW Jesus totally liked me more than the other disciples. Beloved, even.”