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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

can be scaled up to elephants!

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can be scaled up to elephants!

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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    That’s a dangerous setup, my friend. If the mosquito arrives from the other side, it’s going to get buffed up rock climbing and logging before getting fighty from drinking and then loading up on electrolytes.

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      Nature uh, finds a way

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        Calm down Malcom

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      You’re just asking for the mosquito to steal your girl.

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        Oh no. They’re learning from Canadian log drivers who’ve got a massive tree trunk between their legs and really know how to treat a beaver.

        Absolute banger from the National Film Board of Canada, by the way.

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      they also get protein, creatine

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        My god. They’d be unstoppable.

  • isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    False. A mosquito cannot suffer a fatal fall. It is incapable of it. Gravity is incapable of accelerating a mosquito to fatal or injurious velocities, at least near the Earth’s surface.

    • polotype@lemmy.ml
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      FALSE !!! A BLACK HOLE COUD AKCHELLERATE A MOSQWITO TO DEATH !!!

      • isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Read more carefully.

        • polotype@lemmy.ml
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          I’m going to pretend that i was doing a really good impersonation of the type of people who write in all caps so I didn’t read your whole reply… Yeah… That’s why…

          O_o

          BTW ACKUALLLI YOU COULD PUT A BLAKOLE ON EARTH !¡!

          • isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            My point is simply that there cannot be a black hole near the Earth’s surface. If there ever is, Earth will no longer have a surface.

    • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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      Yes. THIS is the problem with this setup.

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      Normal physics don’t apply to drunk creatures

    • musubibreakfast@lemmy.world
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      Ok, the mosquito is emberassed after tripping over the stick and hides under the rock until it whithers away from shame.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      it’s not gravity doing the accelerating tho its the stick

    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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      See, what actually happens is when the mosquito trips, it bangs its face on the rock, breaking it’s proboscis, causing it to starve to death before it can heal.

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      They also don’t eat sugar.

      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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        They don’t feed on diabetics?

        Wilford Brimley saves us again!

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      Idk, a drunk mosquito is an incredible thing

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    It’s funny until a mosquito survives and sues you for injuries.

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    Looks like my weekend

    • redbrick@lemmy.world
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      Your weekend? This happened. Don’t ask.

  • lameda6971@libretechni.caBanned from community
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    Removed by mod

  • NoWay@lemmy.world
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    I need to see your elephant scaled version. Preferable with an elephant interacting with it. Otherwise you only get partial credit.

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    smart

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