💾 Here you go. Thanks in advance.

Oh, come on! “RAM” was right there!

Love the Monty Python Reference, by the way.

Maybe they meant vulva when they said “pussy.” Colloquialisms, especially older ones, are not known for their anatomical accuracy.

Me, too. I’m trying to silence the voice of David Attenborough in my head saying:

“This unsuspecting caterpillar…”

Or

“One of the deadliest of its kind, every year, several people…”

Nope. Shut up. This is just a cute lil’ caterpillar, that’s neither in danger nor has it done anything wrong in its entire life.

Ain’t no good prokaryote 'cept one that’s enslaved or dead. Those freaky little bastards don’t even have organelles or a nucleus. MRSA, Botulism, Anthrax…we’ve been at war for billions of years. Long will I have been in the cold, cold ground before I recognize prokaryote rights.

That’s why I only eat prokaryotes.

I may have walked into that one, but I have to commend you for your witty ribaldry. Shakespeare would approve.

Because I’m not as smart as I hoped I would be by now. How’s it feel conversing with internet strangers who are too dumb to decide whether quinoa or queso would go better on a sandwich? Huh, mister smart guy? Not so tuff now that I’m asking the hard questions are you?

You forgot the quinoa.

He only sniffs bombs and gives drugs a pass.

ACABEFTOD: All Cops Are Bastards Except For This One Dog

“I told you not to fuckin’ curse, boy!” [Smack]

What game was that?

What’s the name? I want to read about that kind of organization.

I don’t give a fuck, but I do give a stomach contents.

Not that I care a lot, but putting GW above HW is a wild take. They both sucked, but only one of them ate paste and called his teacher “mom.”