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minus-squarenoob@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·10 days agoI got a tick bite in my dick hole two weeks ago. Five days later I got a fever that wouldn’t go away for days. They now say I have Rocky Mountain spotted fever. The doxycycline makes me vomit every time I think about food. I’m so ready for some zen sex.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·10 days ago I got a tick bite in my dick hole two weeks ago. Touch grass they said. The great outdoors they said.
minus-squareTʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·10 days agoIt was bound to happen to somebody
minus-squareayyy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·10 days agoCongrats on the promotion to Vegetarian.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 days agoespecially in your dick hole
I got a tick bite in my dick hole two weeks ago. Five days later I got a fever that wouldn’t go away for days. They now say I have Rocky Mountain spotted fever. The doxycycline makes me vomit every time I think about food.
I’m so ready for some zen sex.
Touch grass they said.
The great outdoors they said.
It was bound to happen to somebody
Didn’t need to read this.
Congrats on the promotion to Vegetarian.
Wrong type of tick.
Always do tick checks
especially in your dick hole