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minus-squareWildmimic@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·1 month agoand “abstain from blood” in biblical times for sure meant “transfusions” too *head -> desk"
minus-squarestarik@lemmy.todayBanned from communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·1 month agoYou forget that God knows all and can see future technology. We’re still waiting for the passage “Thou shalt not step into thy transporter, for it causeth loss of thy soul” to become relevant.
minus-squaretaiyang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 month agoI thought it was weird it even had passages about NVidia’s DLSS5, but now we know.
minus-squareSerinus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoIt’s probably because they had issues with blood types.
minus-squareWildmimic@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI’d say the only “blood types” around where those people drinking blood.
minus-squareGroundedGator@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoSimilar to many of the kosher rules, it was about food safety and knowledge at the time.
and “abstain from blood” in biblical times for sure meant “transfusions” too *head -> desk"
You forget that God knows all and can see future technology. We’re still waiting for the passage “Thou shalt not step into thy transporter, for it causeth loss of thy soul” to become relevant.
I thought it was weird it even had passages about NVidia’s DLSS5, but now we know.
It’s probably because they had issues with blood types.
I’d say the only “blood types” around where those people drinking blood.
Similar to many of the kosher rules, it was about food safety and knowledge at the time.