Art historians from the future are going to have a weird fucking day going down the early millennium works.

Bros plate is a fucking giant pizza slicer. That’s magnificent.

People will do anything but seek out a therapist. The kid may have a behavioral disorder, and seeking referrals for conduct disorder or something is usually a joint effort since parents get defensive even when such a disorder is often biological, like depression.

Or, y’know, zero tolerance bullshit and the kid gets expelled. That’s more common in the US.