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𝙈𝙞𝙖@quokk.au to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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    come the fuck on

    string bigIfTrue(Boolean size)
    {
        string toAssign = '';
        if (size == true)
        {
            toAssign = 'big';
        }
        else
        {
            toAssign = 'small';
        }
        return toAssign;
    }
    
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      Bloat. Nobody asked for else.

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        Or assignment. Just return.

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      true ? 'big' : '';
      
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        My beloved

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      Where’s your interface and factory?

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        This actually gets loaded as a WASM module by a server less API service when a user ask if true return big

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        hey, this is for fun and pseudocode.

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            Saved

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      String bigIfTrue(Boolean size)
      {
          if (size == true){ return "big" }
          return "small";
      }
      
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      So very wrong.

      “big” != “Big”

      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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        shit time to git commit sudoku

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          Syntactically correct - the best kind of correct!!

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