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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Word ofs wisedome

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Word ofs wisedome

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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    11 hours ago

    Sorry To Bother You (2018)

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    “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t take it with you.”

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    “A bird in the hand gathers no moss.”

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    If gifts were horses, beggars would midstream.

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    This is inspiring me to go out and find restaurants that serve horse meat even though it’s listed as beef on the menu, and stay hydrated. Forward this meme to all your aunts & grandmas. Share the inspiration with others.

  • lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world
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    So true 🙌🙌🙌❤️❤️🙏🙏

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    2 days ago

    Horse is trying to break out of his frame there

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      They paid extra to customize their billboard shitpost

      • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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        A bold move that adds to the road immersion.

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          They couldn’t afford to include the mane though. That level of extravagance is reserved for only the most serious of equine marketing

          • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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            Eventually shit gets expensive. Let’s not go too crazy.

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    This meme is such a gift that I wouldn’t kick in the mouth if ahead of a cart.

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    🐴

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    Aneurysm posting

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    You can water a lead horse, but it can’t make you a drink.

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      You can eat a horse, and you water man. Man a eat, and you can day in a horse.

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      That is some horse (word) play.

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    Don’t count your eggs in one basket before there’s plenty of fish spoiling the piece of cake.

    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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      I mean, yeah… Who puts fish in cake? That’s just silly.

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    On the Buffverse show ‘Angel’ Harmony was the dumbest vampire.

    At one point she agreed with someone by saying “You’re preaching to the horse’s mouth.”

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      That phase makes sense if you are the one to originally say something, which is imagine long-living vampires would have to deal with more than usual. Still there are RL examples like that one person who got a rejection for their paper by reviewer two who said they needed to account for the work of [insert name of the researcher who submitted the paper].

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    🐴

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    “But you know what they say, Vegeta. When you fall off that horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse!”

    — Son Goku

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