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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Hidden talents

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Hidden talents

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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Sleeping is a genuine talent of mine. I can fall asleep in any situation, on command. I usually get an uninterrupted 8 hours of sleep and I awaken fully rested every morning

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      You are now my sworn enemy and arch nemesis, for I am… Doesn’tsleepparticularlywellnorfeelsrestedman!

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      that’s a damn superpower! wow

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      So Army or Marines?

      • rockSlayer@lemmy.world
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        Neither lmao I’m just a very strong sleeper

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    My daughter used to fake exercise then “lay down and go to sleep” when she was little, it always cracked me up, this reminded me of her 🤍 made me happy

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    Can someone explain the joke to a poor, contextless lad?

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      At first it looks like she want’s to show off her muscles but then she unexpectedly goes to sleep instead. This subversion of expectation might be percieved as humorous by some bipedal, carbon derived lifeforms.

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        hey, i may be bipedal, and be carbon deprived, but I’m certainly not the other thing you said i kind of lost track of this sentence sorry.

      • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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        Thanks chatgpt

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      Talent is sleeping

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      it’s a video, if you’re confused you might be thinking it’s a still image

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        It doesn’t play on my phone…

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          Change your phone.

          Jokes aside which app are you on? Voyager is able to play the videos

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            Boost for Lemmy. Maybe i should give voyager a go then…

            Edit, yeah, this shit is cooler. Thanks

            Edit edit: one thing I’m missing is the quick share, i want 1 tap share function, any help?

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              Jerboa is a good app as well. Very clean and minimal.

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      Not sure, but i get it as they seem to make some kind of muscle flex first, but then go for a nap. Like, you expect an actual little talent, and instead their talent is sleeping quickly (which could be considered a talent tbf)

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      No idea, but it might just be “boobs”.

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        Lemmy users when a woman exists:

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          Exactly

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            This is why most women don’t want to use Lemmy. The men here are such horny wangrods, only nymphomaniacs like Violet stick around. Normal women don’t want everything to be about their boobs all the time.

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              Violet doesn’t stick around, she hangs out for a couple weeks and then deletes her account.

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              Judgmental much?

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    c/unbgbciivchidciicbg

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      23 hours ago

      What is very cool?

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