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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Covering up

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Covering up

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    Did he really post that verbatim?

    Though, nowadays, if you have to ask you can assume “yes”.

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    He should get it pierced.

  • itisileclerk@lemmy.world
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    Now I understand why MAGA people get horny when they’re in Trump’s presence.

  • Matty Roses@lemmy.today
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    hey, he finally masked up!

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    Well you guys elected a 78 year old business billionaire as president so now you have to look at him and listen to him.

    Even though I have real doubts the election was honest.

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    • SSETranquility@lemmy.world
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      GoldMEMBA

  • ceenote@lemmy.world
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    How dare anyone cover up the presidential nussy?

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      Lemmy tell ya, I heard the automatic censoring of genitals in Japan always catches his neck

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    And we can be sure, that with his tacky taste, he would go for the leopard print.

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      It would probably be some gaudy gold thing.

      • postcapitalism@lemmy.today
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        “Thang”

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    I feel like this would be one of those “I’m Spartacus” moments

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    I wonder if someone ever snuck into the Oval Office at night and fucked his vachina.

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      why would you inflict that word upon us? how did we wrong so to deserve this?

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      Given how senile and self-centered he is, I’d be amazed if the number was less than one… It’d be so easy to gaslight him into thinking it was a sign of attraction.

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    I have questions. Does the thong string run up the back of his head? And is there a tramp stamp on the bald under the rodent’s nest?

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      All the way down the pants then up the back

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