SourDragon

I feel like this would be one of those “I’m Spartacus” moments

Yeah. I feel like I need to break some bad news to my spouse or something. “Babe, according to this post on Lemmy, we aren’t married”

And an understatement

(Dragon made a mistake and edited her comment)

I’m flying above it, circling and watching for anyone who dares interrupt your whimsical frolicking.

Or perhaps I’ll just change the whole narrative and say neither of us are frolicking. You’re riding on my back as I fly around.

I’m playing Pokémon Ultra Sun while watching season 2 of Once Upon A Time. Checked out both from the library. Love my local library 📚 🐲

Copypasted from another comment There is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔

There is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔

Damn, I need to start going to my library more often

The dragons will rise again! (But in all seriousness, this whole situation does really suck)

Also, clever reference there. Take my updoot 👍

Whoops! My bad!

My fiery dragon breath might help with that. Hold still! 🔥🐲

So you’re a husky then, you dramatic bitch (I have the species right, but might have the gender wrong. My apologies if you are not a woman, op)

Human poetry is…confusing 🤔❔🐲

Dragon taking notes on her observations of the comment section 📜✍️🐲 “This explains nothing but screw context!”

Heat is a good sanitiser. My fire is probably hot enough to get rid of any infections that kid has. Might burn up the kid too though, but antivaxxers are always willing to try anything that both isn’t actual medicine and is bad for their kid.

So here, kid. Let doctor dragon heal ya. 👦🔥🐲

Hell yeah! I do love me some garbage that has yet to enter a landfill!