its ryuk after taking Lights life.
His name is Ryuk and he likes apples.
Do not feed him apples. Just give him a ball of cocaine, he’ll be OK.
Goddamn everyone in the comments talking about apples. I tried to leave a macbook outside for the bird but he just shit on it.
Oh that’s probably just David. Maybe take your dog in early tonight though.
Rofl first shitpost to get me in a long time, bravo!
Pretty sure that’s a Moltres
this goes hard
Its a flying monkey from Oz
I never actually watched that show, it always seemed so heavy.
I was talking about the film lol
Understood. Does the movie conclude the prison story or should I watch it before the series?
I think they might be wildly different storylines. I think theres a brief moment in the wizard of Oz where Dorothy is captured by the wicked witch but I wouldn’t call it the prison story.
It is but it’s also worth it, at least for a few seasons.
Sorry. That’s me. I was out for a snack
EDIT: The snack wasn’t people.
EDIT 2: Ok, I realize bringing it up makes it seem like the snack WAS people, but, I promise you, it was NOT people
EDIT 3: You know what? Who are YOU to judge anyway? Like… hypothetically… if I WERE a winged demon from the underworld that OCCASIONALLY surfaces to nibble on some human toes… is that such a bad thing?
Fuck now I won’t be able to sleep tonight. TIHI.
AI bird.
I don’t think so. The picture is like a decade old.
Find any cool notebooks laying around recently?
Might I suggest practicing writing letters to your government officials in it, it’s good to know how to write their names. Just practice your penmanship, and think of their faces while writing the names.
Start from the top down. It’ll be fun!
That’s just too heavy for me right now. I don’t want all that negativity in my new journal. Mostly I’ve been doodling my puppies, playing MASH and TRUE LOVE FLAME to find my true love, like back in middle-school, etc…but I hate to waste such a nice notebook only on such tripe.
I think I’m finally going to write all those letters I’ve been meaning to send to my family, favorite childhood teachers, etc. Hell, it’s a long-shot, but I might even try to send a couple of thank you notes to some of my heroes. Dolly Parton.
Jane Goodall. David Attenborough. They probably won’t see it, but I’ll be glad I at least tried, you know?Edit: RIP Jane Goodall. :(
Just responding so I can come back to comment after.
And leave some apples lying around for the critter he might approach you if you’re lucky!
So that’s what happened to Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell
That’s a common blue footed Shinigami, there should be a bird journal somewhere near it. Try writing the names of your favorite conservative politicians in it!
To confirm, check for any nearby apple trees.
I hope they like kudzu. And prickly lettuce. And whatever the hell else is dominating my yard. Or really nature’s yard to be more honest about the situation.
Fun fact: kudzu is edible! And if you fry the leaves and salt them, they’re like the best potato chips ever! Basically the whole plant is edible except for seed/seedpods. Obviously, do you own research, make sure it’s actually kudzu, etc. But if it, it’s delicious
I was going to make kudzu jelly last summer, I collected the leaves to brew into a tea and was going to add pectin bit I realized I didn’t have pectin. Then the next time I was at the store, I was looking for pectin but found the grape jelly instead and bought that.
That’s just an ordinary utility pole. Are you feeling all right, OP? Got a fever or anything?
