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minus-squaredditty@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoI’ve heard of those referred to as “busy boards”
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-27 months agoNo they’re a Chinese plot to have every child become sleeper agents who will then unlock your front door so a Chinese soldier can come in and poop in your toilet, move your salt and pepper shaker and mess with your pillow configuration on your bed.
minus-squareoptissima (she/her)@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-27 months agoYou missed the CCP new 5 year plan, they’re swapping the salt and sugar containers as well now
minus-squareJoeyHarrington@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·7 months agoAnd mixing Skittles into the m&m’s
I’ve heard of those referred to as “busy boards”
No they’re a Chinese plot to have every child become sleeper agents who will then unlock your front door so a Chinese soldier can come in and poop in your toilet, move your salt and pepper shaker and mess with your pillow configuration on your bed.
You missed the CCP new 5 year plan, they’re swapping the salt and sugar containers as well now
And mixing Skittles into the m&m’s