One time I thought our 5yo was asleep in her room for nap time.
So I decided to get frisky with my wife under the covers.
Wife starts making noise. And 5yo crawls out of the child dimension and goes, “Why are you making that noise?”
We had to pretend like she was having some pain and then she played doctor.


Stopped in 2023. Signed up for Costco.
Looking forward to Target being the new Sears.