“clap clap for the handicapped” new insult unlocked, that’s a good one!
Today I found out this is an Australian only saying.
Does anyone else find the 5 camera-angles detract from the realness of the video?
I mean, yeah, no TV is real, but this pretending that it is a real situation in this style of video irritates me in a way I cannot describe.
Am I being too picky? I don’t know.
Realness in what way? this video was made as a prank its not supposed to reflect a real situation
“ignore these cameras and have a totally real reaction while we prank you, please”
Yeah, I agree. I don’t feel like they were trying to pass it off as a real situation. The guy was a regular and they knew they could mess with him.
I think he means the ones where like someone is videoing someone who’s videoing something else. Or some ridiculous situation where it’s like “why would you even bother recording if you didn’t know something crazy was gonna happen.”
Imagine being mad that you get less Carlton Dry
If that were a Guinness it would be a perfect pour.
It would be out of spec. 10-12mm, of head is the spec for a Guinness pour, if I recall correctly
Which… will appear after a while as Guinness is the kind of beer that is so dang dense it will remain mostly level as the head turns to liquid. It was a joke.
Almost like the Sweary Aussie Drama by Mitchell and Webb.
“I wish my arm was shorter, cause it feels like grabbing ya.”
Fuckin gold.
Remember when we didn’t have censored shit on the internet?
Remember when they started adding that shit and you could get kids who were running it kicked off the internet any time you said “fuck”?
I remember when the only censored thing was the final stages of a bonsai kitten.
Hey what the fuck you doing mate you can’t fucking say shit on the internet bro.
I’m all for swearing but B*rb* Str*is*nd is taking it too far.
You tell em Satan’sMaggotyCumFart! They can’t talk like that on decent society!
Realizing satan being a gay bottom being canon is amazing.
Also we have a word for that: santorum.
And ad-free YouTube? Twas a simpler time.
I used to buy guns on reddit.
I got on youtube when it was being monetized and television stuff has always been censored. This is fr the only thing listed i find surprising
It was short lived, but for a glorious moment, it was a huge money pit. It’s probably better for my wallet that they banned it.
The more foam, the longer a keg stretches (pure profit for the house). But sure, let’s gaslight the consumer into thinking foam is BETTER than beer: https://www.brewer-world.com/3-pours-of-pilsner-urquell/
In every brewery I’ve been to that has these pours, they adjust the price accordingly and you’re not getting ripped off anymore than buying a regular pint (price per actual ml of beer poured is approx. the same). I’ve never heard somebody in an actual brewery I’ve been to say that foam was better than beer, but there are a lot of reasons for these different pilsner pours.
If you’re curious, I can ask my husband (a brewer) what the purpose of these pours is.
The purpose of these pours is to tell your customers in no uncertain terms that they’re not fuckin welcome. I’m firmly with the old bastard on this one, that pour is fuckin offensive. And it makes your beer taste like shit.
Guessing your go to is bud light in a freezer chilled shaker pint filled to the brim lol
I personally do not but you clearly know of my people.
The pours we are talking about have nothing to do with the prank in the video, that’s just them fucking with an old man. The Czech-style foam pours come in three types:
Hladinka (smooth): 1/3 foam, 2/3 beer
Šnyt (split): half-half to two-thirds foam
Mliko (milk): all foam
The Czechs invented that way of pouring their beer and a special tap for doing so, it’s a tradition, just like the Germans and English have their own traditions around their local styles.
It’s literally a centuries-old tradition, so clearly there have been huge amounts of people over many, many years who don’t think it makes the beer taste like shit. This is not a new thing. I’ve also had it and it’s pretty fuckin good if you’re not already drinking shit beer.
Also, wtf? Nobody is earnestly giving people these pours without them explicitly ordering them, so idk what you’re fuckin on about saying it makes people feel unwelcome. If you don’t fucking want one, don’t fucking order one.
Those bartenders from centuries ago must have have had world class salesmanship skills to get an entire culture to go along with their cost saving bullshit.
Thank you, that would be great to know. Had no idea they charged differently. There’s obviously history behind it.
Was also told by a friend that in some countries there are glass pour-lines below the lip of the glass. They are required to fill beer to the line, but different glasses have different levels for amount of foam.
Around us, there are no such rules. In some breweries you get 1cm, in other 3-4cm of foam, all for the same price.
Yeah it’s always a shame when you go to an establishment and the beer is clearly an afterthought. My husband has ruined certain places for me because he will always notice when the draft lines aren’t clean or when he can taste diacetyl in the beer (an off-taste some beers get that smells/tastes like buttered popcorn flavouring).
Does make me very appreciative of places where they are clearly knowledgeable and care, though!
They (Urquell) also teach this when you visit them as a bartender (idk if they still do it, but if your pub sold enough Urquell they’d invite you for a tour). They very much have an incentive to make your kegs last less, but they don’t.
I’ve had that all-foam pour and it was actually nice in its own way. Of course I prefer it with a smaller head because I like the taste of it, but the milk pour is super smooth and mild if you’re into it
I also don’t want to know how much money I’ve funneled to Urquell through my local pub lol
If the head is bigger than 1 cm or so it’s a shit pour
Ever been to Prague ?
Or Japan? They love giving head. At least 3 fingers
Nope
Well you can ask for this, and its surprisingly good
When I was still a childless bachelor, the bartenders usually had that exact mug in hand by the time I stepped in
I should get one for home tbh
I usually got the regular pour though.
Now this is what life is about. Pull pranks on your friends and family, piss them the fuck off, then enjoy it as they found out it was just a joke. I fucking love it.
I love a good prank as long as it’s good-natured, doesn’t damage anything, and doesn’t put anyone in harm’s way. This was a funny prank.
What is good natured about this?
They probably thought Phill would eventually find it funny. The fact that he soon reentered the pub seems to indicate that he did. (Though I’ll admit, it’s not undeniable proof.)
Agreed.
As that dude would say, “Get Fucked!” A good prank has everyone laughing, including the person being pranked. This is just being shitty to someone and laughing at their plight in dealing with it. This is a shitty fucking “prank” and I wouldn’t count anyone that treated me this way, for any reason, as a friend. If someone has to chase down the victim and explain the joke/prank, then it wasn’t a prank.
Thank you for saying that.
A lot of people learn this kind of pranking from others and they don’t see the harm in it, but it really is toxic behavior. I don’t know why anyone would want to make a loved one feel bad on purpose.
A good prank will have everyone enjoying it.
I’m reminded of those actors in those Japanese “candid” skits, who are victimized by some creep and then reassured “Don’t worry, it’s just TV!” and they laugh. Like a normal human.
This is what jerks learned from to diffuse any ghoulish behavior with “I’m just joking, it’s just a prank”.
So sad. I hope you see the light some day.
You’re a bully. I hope you find some non-toxic relationships someday.
Thanks.
Randy Johnson talks differently than I thought
He was never the same after he exploded that bird.
I once was on an international high-speed train that was stopped because of too much foam on a beer … that’s when it stops being funny.
Wtf did the passenger just pull the breaks and left or what
No, the passenger was so upset about the foamy beer and the resulting argument she called the police. But it was the last stop before the border, so police couldn’t stay on the train and the passenger refused to leave the train. So they just stopped the entire train to take her statement on the train.
awesome! where’s this from?
https://m.youtube.com/@misfitmindss/videos
nevermind i think i found them
Phil is a real one.
