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minus-squareSt.Elsewhere@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up67·5 days agoThis is why we should normalize committing societal faux pas and crimes on dates! Sounds like it was an incredibly fun time
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·5 days agoI have not been on too many first dates, but I usually try to find something moderately illegal to set the vibe.
minus-squareSt.Elsewhere@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·5 days ago*the patter of seeds against stone* “Yeah, they don’t let me feed birds at this park anymore”
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 days agoOf course, gotta make sure you’re not with a square or a narc
minus-squareProdigalFrog@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoYeah, I mean, if they’re not into doing something a little out of the ordinary, how can you know you’ll be compatible?
minus-squarePolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoMy now-wife hid me from police one of the first times we hung out, couldn’t agree more!
This is why we should normalize committing societal faux pas and crimes on dates! Sounds like it was an incredibly fun time
Yeah it was a wild for certain!
I have not been on too many first dates, but I usually try to find something moderately illegal to set the vibe.
*the patter of seeds against stone*
“Yeah, they don’t let me feed birds at this park anymore”
Of course, gotta make sure you’re not with a square or a narc
Yeah, I mean, if they’re not into doing something a little out of the ordinary, how can you know you’ll be compatible?
My now-wife hid me from police one of the first times we hung out, couldn’t agree more!