• turtlesareneat@piefed.ca
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    There are two kinds of janky roadside motels… one is the one you’d encounter with mold and syringes and dried cum, on nearly any roadside today, and I hope you remembered the plastic bag for the remote. The other is the Howard Johnson your family stayed at in 1987 somewhere in Wisconsin, where indeed to this day, the A/C still comes out at -10* F and smells like cigarette-tinged adventure. Later you’ll watch the Dark Crystal on the in-room HBO and be terrified for weeks.