There are two kinds of janky roadside motels… one is the one you’d encounter with mold and syringes and dried cum, on nearly any roadside today, and I hope you remembered the plastic bag for the remote. The other is the Howard Johnson your family stayed at in 1987 somewhere in Wisconsin, where indeed to this day, the A/C still comes out at -10* F and smells like cigarette-tinged adventure. Later you’ll watch the Dark Crystal on the in-room HBO and be terrified for weeks.
There are two kinds of janky roadside motels… one is the one you’d encounter with mold and syringes and dried cum, on nearly any roadside today, and I hope you remembered the plastic bag for the remote. The other is the Howard Johnson your family stayed at in 1987 somewhere in Wisconsin, where indeed to this day, the A/C still comes out at -10* F and smells like cigarette-tinged adventure. Later you’ll watch the Dark Crystal on the in-room HBO and be terrified for weeks.
i didn’t know canadians used Fahrenheit outside of pools.
The cum catchers they call bedspreads that crackle when you peel them back.