That’s a filthy lie and you know it. That cat will be singing you the song of its people well before 6am.
She may be singing, but no one is listening. Once I’m asleep, I’m out like a light till morning.
Lucky you. The past few days one of my cats will start purring directly into my ear, tickling my face with his whiskers, and walking all over my chest at 4:30am, when their automatic feeder won’t go off until 6am
Yeah, but by 6pm you can go back to sleep
I love my cat but he’s an asshole every morning
Maybe stop feeding him early morning?
If you stop feeding him long enough you can sleep in every morning.
He’s on an automatic feeder. His zoomies are for the love of the game.
one of mine would often be lurking towards my bedroom without my consent
Lol no. not at all. a lot of cats go insane around 3 or 4am. Like insane zoomies and rough housing and nonsense. Dumb memes are fine if they are funny but this is dumb and not funny. Thumbs down.
I can’t hear you over my confirmation bias lalalala
I have a fenced back yard and the dogs get up when I do.
At least my dog knows not to poop inside. Litter boxes are gross.
Cats do too if they can go outside. They don’t really like shitting in their own living space.
Outdoor cats are a menace to local fauna
We know.
Animals are gross if you don’t care to manage them… and that sentiment scales accordingly. I choose to take care of the things I love; to each their own and all that
I love my pets… But no matter how well I take care of them, they’re still gross. Still love them, though.
My cats know that I get out of bed very quickly when they start VOMITING ON THE CARPET AND ONLY THE CARPET EVERY MORNING.
I’ve had dogs my entire life and never had this experience once. Own dachshunds, they’ll never go out in this weather
Try owning a husky. Every time it snows: OUTSIDE OUTSIDE OUTSIIIIIIIIDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. OUTSIDE. WE LIVE OUTSIDE NOW. NOOOOOOOOO DON’T TAKE ME BACK IN WE LIVE HEREEEEEEEEEE.
You’ll just be cleaning up the poop indoors because the daschund will pretend to forget any house training it has. Source: have owned 3 daschunds.
I myself own a handful of 5 cats, each one more mopey than the last.
That is my ultimate goal in life once I have my own house! How difficult is it to take care of that many at once?
I’m so glad all cats I’ve had have been free feeding and self limiting. Makes it so much easier, just fill the bowl and they eat when they feel like it. I’ve known cats that that was impossible though. Mother’s cats were little hoovering machines.
My cats are the same, except occasionally my cat will just scream at me to watch her eat for no reason.
Hey. HEY. FUCK WHAT YOURE DOING! Im going to eat. Watch my back
Also I love your username. It’s a shame one of the best lectures in history is known for its shit quality. Maybe time for an HD AI remaster /s
Same reason that dogs stare when they poop. They want to make sure someone’s watching out for threats while they’re vulnerable.
Oh hells no
Not because I don’t want to, it’s because my wiener doesn’t want to
In weather like that, she’d be outside no more than 5 meters, and done in under 30 seconds and back inside again
My tiny old man dog refuses to set foot out the door into the snow. He uses a pee pad in the bathroom like a sensible pup. This also comes in handy at 3 am when he needs to pee but is too polite/quiet to wake me.
How about no to both and sleeping til 12:00? Ahhh that’s life 😁
I don’t know why people don’t just litter train their dogs so that they can take care of themselves during work and sleep hours. If they have nowhere to go in the house, they’ll go by the door if you’re lucky, or somewhere hidden so that you have to hunt around for where the smell is coming from while they writhe with guilt and anxiety. Wood pellets are your friend.
Because the smell.
Also a middle sized dog aint as compact
My dogs hate the cold and heat just as much as I do. They only want to go for walks when the weather is nice.
And they’re cowards most of the time, but they would fight to the death to protect our home.
Cats are good pets. Dogs are better people than humans.
I love dogs, but this is one of the reasons why I won’t have another one.
I had a cat who developed dementia at 17. At that point, she started waking me at 5 a m. daily to feed her. For her entire life before that, she had always stayed in bed until after everyone was up and about. That last 18 months reminded me a lot of having a dog.
Try 3:30am
