Remember how society did that to Michael? This is toxic masculinity doing this to gay men.

Edit: the expectations, the racism, the surgeries.

“I’m not gay, its perfectly natural and totally hetro-masculine to get a boner over chiseled, glistening men… Its just science!”

Thought this was a shitpost at first

The argument about birds is ignorant because of basic behaviour ecology. Arguing from Zahavis handicap hypothesis males display strength by giving themselves a handicap. Being highly visible, lumbered with pointless feathers.

Females are camouflaged since they often are the ones on the nest.

Well that’s not very cherrypicked at all.

So stupid. Arguing from a patriarchal society’s beauty standards and not even noticing.

Historically, men did have to be pretty and capable for woman to chose them, so they dance, sing, apply make up to look pretty so they’re picked by women for mating. But the incapable men of patriarchal society made women do makeup so they can pick and choose women like they’re shopping. Woman don’t need makeup to look pretty, it’s the men that should be.

I’m not gay but the man i sleep with is.

Just come out the closet guys, but make sure to make it a stream goal first 🤣🤣🤣

Coming from the beady-eyed trash rodent, that means nothing anyway.

Isn’t this just tongue-in-cheek?

“no homo, but I like dudes”

That man cry-wanks

The male peacock is the gayest bird with all those fancy feathers.