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You can love your mama and still be excited about your new vibrator. Don’t let anyone tell you different.
If you love your mama, buy her this vibrator.
You can love your mama, just don’t love your mama, if you know what I mean
alabama
you can hear the banjos in this post
Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you don’t enjoy a little personal time.
alabama
edit: replied to the wrong comment
Holy, Day of the Tentacle!
Clit Destroyer 3000
Bots gotta get the likes before they spam post
Also: If you have a very successful tweet, companies will write to you to ask if you can advertise as a reply under that viral tweet.
And some people want/need that money, so they will accept those offers.
twenty bucks is living your best life, by giving up on it, by eating at arby’s.
Hey, I have that one
Well, give us a review!
Works like a dream for mixing salads
Mom’s pretty great.
Get We Vibe Melt instead if you have a clit. It’s incredible.
Is it as good as they say those comments glaze it pretty hard
I thought she would advertise her OF instead
her mom’s OF?
The duality of man
That thing does look like a good time.
