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cm0002@digipres.cafe to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days ago

Its just standing there... ominously!

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Its just standing there... ominously!

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cm0002@digipres.cafe to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days ago
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  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    And, it totally won’t stream everything to Elon’s personal data center where only he, every employee, and every billionaire, and any script kiddie hacker, have complete access to everything every robot records.

    “Another service I can provide is to observe your family’s urination process and analyze your feces for potential issues. I’ll follow you to the restroom now. This is a free service, included in the monthly subscription fee. If you spread your knees a bit, I can use my fingertip camera.”

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    Data watching Picard sleep

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    No handjob no purchase.

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    If you don’t have your own sleep paralysis demon, store bought is fine

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      I couldn’t afford name brand, is off brand ok?

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    Or “accidentally” kill you in your sleep for making a post disparaging herr leader.

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      or rape you in your sleep while streaming it live on X

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    People need to go watch or rewatch “The Second Renaissance” from the Animatrix.

    (Uh, NSFW gore warning)

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=sU8RunvBRZ8

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    they could literally fall over and kill you, they’re heavy as fuck

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    There is no way on I would trust anything that asshat musk produces.

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    Then at 7 am it will wake you up with a Musk’s Sieg Heil salute accompanied by some nazi song.

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    *and send all those data to D’Ellon

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    Guess my £150 tracker watch isn’t necessary anymore /s

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