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I’m from the internet, do NOT use a lightbulb.
Or a jar…
Om nom nom nom no-O*O
Just eat a lot… problem solved!
Eat a lot and don’t poop, hold it tight.
Gotta yoyo that bitch
I’m still learning
Lemmy: “have you heard about our lord and savior, beans?”
Dead in car crash doing 80 over the limit?
Probably couldn’t get away from his wife.
Fingers is the easiest way. Just make sure to use lube.
no lube. is lard or Crisco acceptable?
6 scoops of metamucil will take care of that for you
“What am I, the butthole repair man?”
Relevant username?







