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minus-squareOdo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up90·2 months agoApparently a spoon left on your laptop trackpad can trick Teams into thinking you’re still there and never marking you as “away”.
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·2 months agoLol, I got one of those cheap mouse wigglers (mini usb plug, shows up as a Bluetooth mouse) when I could have used a spoon 😁, I’d actually pay good money for one that only wiggles every now and then and not twice a second though.
minus-squareUniversalBasicJustice@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months agoBuy a WeVibe and control it from your phone! As a bonus, after you’re done fucking your boss’s exploitation of your labor, you can fuck yourself!
minus-squarestoy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 months agoAh, I just tend to put my mouse upside down as the LED lighting in my room cause the mouse to move erratically.
minus-squareCentipedeFarrier@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoSo can something heavy that depresses one of the directional keys. Or at least that used to work, been a few years since I tried it.
minus-squareImgurRefugee114@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up33arrow-down3·2 months agoHere you go my friend https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon
minus-squarelugal@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 months agoThanks for educating all the fork pilled people out there
minus-squareExLisper@lemmy.curiana.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·2 months agoYour Teams doesn’t come with a spoon? You should contact customer support. Something is seriously wrong with your account.
minus-squareSendaris@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoI assume you rest/wedge a spoon on your keyboard to hold down a key so Teams won’t mark you as away?
Context?
Apparently a spoon left on your laptop trackpad can trick Teams into thinking you’re still there and never marking you as “away”.
Lol, I got one of those cheap mouse wigglers (mini usb plug, shows up as a Bluetooth mouse) when I could have used a spoon 😁, I’d actually pay good money for one that only wiggles every now and then and not twice a second though.
Buy a WeVibe and control it from your phone! As a bonus, after you’re done fucking your boss’s exploitation of your labor, you can fuck yourself!
Ah, I just tend to put my mouse upside down as the LED lighting in my room cause the mouse to move erratically.
So can something heavy that depresses one of the directional keys.
Or at least that used to work, been a few years since I tried it.
Still works
Here you go my friend
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon
Thanks for educating all the fork pilled people out there
How does that relate to Teams?
Your Teams doesn’t come with a spoon? You should contact customer support. Something is seriously wrong with your account.
How does it not!?
I assume you rest/wedge a spoon on your keyboard to hold down a key so Teams won’t mark you as away?