Except breaking into a top secret CIA vault housing mysterious objects that have reversed entropy

I bet I can make it even more uncomfortable for you to read.

I’m just shitposting now

Yeah look I haven’t gotten that far yet. Could I have? Almost certainly.

Narrator: it turns out he was simultaneously both not in Alabama nor not on meth.

I need a clipboard for normal interactions maybe.

Are you In Alabama when you posted that comment?

See that’s the problem with age differences.

If I tell you they are 23 years apart, you think “uhh”.

If I tell you they are 17 and 40, you think “UHHHHH”

Lets see if it applies to me:

Me and her are 11 years apart.

Me and her are 23 and 34.

Hmm.